Last week I sounded like something the cat dragged in, thanks to seasonal allergies... but I'm feeling much better now. On that note, let's dive right into a delectable fluffy white heap of sucralose, aspartame, and saccharine! You know you love it, but does a developing fetus appreciate the sugar-free approach? Also, we get a sneak preview into the world of Suzanne Ryan, take a couple of listener's calls, examine lunchtime for the average working Chinese mom, discuss the dangers of dutifully describing death, and I even have time to share my recipe for a seriously sizzlin' salad with you! Special thanks to my buddy Paul C for his thoughts on getting enough veggies, as well as for providing a funny 30-second phone call intro to this week's episode. Maybe Subway will offer Paul a deal, who knows?

You can also learn more about my featured phone caller Michael Nice by clicking his image below...